Stomp Stomp Stomp.com

Introduction

Welcome to Stomp Stomp Stomp.com, the personal website of Mathieu Fenniak.

As a personal website, there are two distinct sections to this site.

The first section is for you. It contains information about things I'm interested in, like software, programming, fractals, all kinds of fun stuff. I hope that this section of the web site will help provide more content and substance for the Internet. I welcome recommendations and ideas for future writting and information to be put in this section of the site. My e-mail address is mathieu@stompstompstomp.com.

The second section of this web site is for me. It is where I will dispense bullshit and personal stuff into the web, random thoughts and emotions and stuff that really doesn't mean anything. I don't expect it to be useful or entertaining much to anyone else. I welcome feedback and your thoughts on anything personal that I write. Do not expect any real or useful information to come out of this.

The table of contents below is split into section one and section two. Remember, section one is for you, and section two is for me. In addition, each section is ordered based upon the last time I added or changed content of that page.

Table of Contents

Frequently Asked Questions (Because they're never answered):

Why all the stomping?

Why not?

No, really, why's your website named 'Stomp Stomp Stomp.com'?

Well, one day I was in a particularly mean mood while I was at work. My office-mates had an AT-AT made out of Lego Mindstorms sitting on my desk. Somehow this eventually led me towards day-dreaming about crushing my enemies with AT-ATs, as demonstrated by this historic e-mail:

Message 19 on *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#6951): Date: Mon Apr 16 17:51:53 2001 EDT From: Cecil (#7407) To: *Quoted-Out-Of-Context (#6951) Subject: Star wars! Lao-Tzu sends you a message, "I have an AT-AT. It's quite useful in stopping revolts." Lao-Tzu sends you a message, "Stomp stomp stomp. "Ah, have mercy on me and my poor baby!". Stomp. "I can't believe you didn't have mercy on her and her poor baby!" Zap. "We're all gonna shut up now." Stomp. *quiet*." --------------------------

Uh, that e-mail makes you look like a psychopath. Why would you advertise that on your personal website?

I dunno. Why would you visit a psychopath's personal website? In fact, I bet you were just randomly typing in domain names that had to do with destruction when you happened across this page, weren't you? Sicko.